Collected From Restaurants and Hotels All Over the World

As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed.

We serve five’o'clock tea at all hours.

Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty.

To call the room service, please open the door and call Room Service.

Guests are prohibited from walking around the lobby in large groups in the nude.

A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers.

Broken English spoken perfectly.

More or less we speak English.

 

 

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