Funny English Translations
Sign making from the English-language challenged
At a Budapest Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Hotel Acapulco: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Supermarket, Hong Kong: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: Ladies have fits upstairs.
Tailor shop, Rhodes: Order your summer suit because is big rush, we will execute customers in strict rotation.
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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