Jack and Bob were in a log cabin in the woods when Jack says “I’m off to bag a bear, I’ll be back before dinner”. As he’s wandering about, he sees a huge brown bear and takes a shot, but just grazes it.
While he’s trying to reload, the bear quite irritated by this unnecessary attack retaliates to protect itself and charges Jack. Jack drops his gun and bolts for the cabin. Just as he’s getting there, he trips. The bear, not having time to stop, flies past him and through the open door. Jack quickly leaps up, and while he’s slamming the door closed, he yells out to Bob: “Heres one for you to skin, I’m off to get another.”