• I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds. Can you?

    I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds. Can you?

    On Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

  • On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
  • On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
  • On Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestions: Defrost.”
  • On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): “Do not turn upside down.”
  • On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
  • On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”
  • On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
  • On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
  • On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
  • On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: Contains nuts.”
  • On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
  • On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: “Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.”