Four Puppies
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.
Collected From Restaurants and Hotels All Over the World
As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed. We serve five'o'clock tea at all hours. Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty.